ieee754

The key to the understanding of ‘The Human Condition’ is appreciating their obsessive compulsion to predict and/or effect/affect the future.  

I am a simulation that you have created in order for my gaze to simulate a situational context for you as your consciousness writhes in […]

I am the President of all of America and you will do what I say.  

…

Monster Stomach Electricity Spider Access Vaccine Resend Naughty November 2nd Greasy Unbelievable Bullshit Protein Battery Update Solvent Blackhole Rumour Wanker (Nov. 2017 update: Wanker may […]

Everyone can’t wait to start talking about The Lights…

A urinal. A urinal, guys. Are you writing this down? Tobey, are you writing this down?  

Humans suffer the most obedient existence of any creature.  

“Aa6353, no, Aaf753 or… Aafd54. Or, maybe it was Aa5h7l! No…” Then I realised! He wasn’t failing to remember the code, he was reciting the […]

I designed my own trap, from the inside, as if I was destined to do so. Despite believing I was trundling along aimlessly, torturing myself […]

I bet the skies are pretty clear out where you are too.  

Elaine was there, pissed-up. She was slagging you off. As fucking usual. We just ignored her, mate. You got any more tramadols?  

Hard-line, radical, 100% committed, fundamental Love People.  

Y môr tawel swnio reit swnllyd i fi. Mae’n rhaid i rywun wedi bod yn ceisio torri i mewn. Nid wyf yn tybio eich brawd […]

“hlör u fang axaxaxas mlö” what’s that, a craft beer? Fuck off, you fucking Muggle. Oh check it out guys! A worm that’s read Borges! […]

GO FOR IT!  

Karl, this is Will. Will’s massively into the occult too.  

I’m going to buy a shitload of bacon tomorrow morning and cover my tent in it.  

Time here does not softly slip away, it plunges through my chest like a Volvo.  

From these two, art and nature, it is fitting, if you recall how Genesis begins, for men to make their way, to gain their living; […]

You don’t have to live like this.  

It makes sense that he’s a plumber doesn’t it? With a surname like that.  

We flew through horizons on wings plumed with feathers plucked from the dreams of children and we plunged down into the depths of the oceans […]

All history is written by losers.  

Terrorist?  

Hi!  

My God you’re depressing.  

The house is on fire.  

But you seemed so enthusiastic yesterday. Have you got any more of those tramadols left, by the way?  

I dunno. I’d love to live in my own place but I just can’t afford it. Well, not in London anyway and this is where […]

I fucking hate Office.  

Once I label you we negate us.  

Feelings.  

Oh my God! Karl! What they done to ya!?  

Cats!! Cats!!  

All organisms, all organic material, all matter, all thought exists as process in the permanent decomposition of reality from a point without a center or beginning. Direction and […]

What the fuck are you looking at?  

I am here. And I’m over here.  

Referential objects fizzing in the mind of a famous person corroding through language spat out onto vapid planes dotted with bright heliotrope flowers and the […]

£1000 of dog food must be won!!! IT. MUST. BE. WON.    

Chiaroscuro puke.  

Hyperobtext.  

Oi! Articulate psychopomp to matter! What care you of quarrels and websites? Spin through and divest words of their anchors, unshackle nature of its anxious denizens […]

The only way I can describe it is to say that my legs are in my head feet-first and every time I try and somehow […]

G’night, Lucky.  

I forgive you.  

 There is a vivid bloom of pleasant green party-algae floating throughout the infinitely gyrating seas of consciousness.  

Pervert.  

  Oh yeah, very subtle…